What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

How do I beat domestic battery charges against my covert narcissist husband who is lying and playing the victim?

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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Ananda Lewis, Celebrated MTV VJ, Dead at 52 - Rolling Stone

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Here Is the Real Size of a Meatball Made From the Entire Human Race (Spoiler: It’s Smaller Than You Think) - The Daily Galaxy

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

New Research Reveals the Brain Learns Differently Than We Thought - SciTechDaily

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Scientists Warn of “Irreversible Rain Chaos” Climate Shift Could Permanently Disrupt Water for 2 Billion People - The Daily Galaxy

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Trump must stop the AI bloodbath before it’s too late - The Hill

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Can an infrared sauna blanket assist in weight loss along with detoxification?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN

Make Nazis afraid again!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

What are the latest trends in commercial interior design in Noida?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.